hathii story qadeeema tara, katebhaa min zimaaaan mali 5ulg i edit it sooo im just gonna copy paste it all

let me tell u about the karetha that happened in kempinski al nuzha!
it was a week of HELL!! every floor of the house kanaw yesta3milona 7ag shay!! il 9a6e7 7ag tanning, el dor il thany 7ag tv and movies, el dor il awal 7ag ratha3, el dor il arthy is for sleeping and finally el sirdab 7ag playstation, mainly dawree el yabany!! 6ab3an 9a7ib il bait (ana) ma gedar 3ala 5 meyaneeeen!! eleee ohma -> chai 7aleeeb, Banji, 5aroofi ba6oo6i!! (elee dash baitna eb 9irwal oo faneela nafs wayha!! 95alla ma mina fayda KAAK), eL sakran ooo mr sexy ghair ilee dashaw 3alaina 3arth fa kena bel bait taqreeeeeban 10 shabab oo kel yom nafs el routine!! bas ba3dain ghayarna oo re7na KEMPINSKI jlai3a, twice!! oo ray7een radeen ma3a mr sa3doon al otaibi bas i was drivin, wa7na ray7een oo radeeen emkayim el 3adad 3al 180 bas i think it was more kaaaak!! bas ba3dain mr sexy had to go cuz of his 6eb

wa7la shay ena lama agoom el 9ib7, ela banji imzahib il pancake, wel baith, wel 7aleeb oo chai… bas 7athreta yab his own stuff o tha3aw eb baitna (a7san KAAK) bas lama adish el ma6ba5, allah la ewareeeeeeeeeekom!!! china 5 year old kids em5aleenhom eb 7alhom!! oo a7la shay lama nanzil el sirdab ela el sakran nayem emfa9a5!! shino hatha!! 6ab3an 5alait el 5adam inathfoon el qanfa tantheeeeef maynooon!! hmmm oo shinoo ba3aaD!? wallla madree i’ll tell you sum ta6aworat later

ashya2 tawnee athkerha!!
yalena yom ga3deen fog thayeg 5uligna!! 7adna kena yuwa3a oo 7alatna 7alla!! 6ab3an el 3imoom deshadeesh nom oo 9araweel oo 7afarat faa gelna 5al enroo7 markaz sul6an!! 6ab3an chai 7aleeb, banji oo el sakran eb deshadeesh nomhom! oo ana oo mr sexy ib shortat oo shirts oo n3al zanooba oo sleeping slippers 5athaina el X5 oo re7na markaz sul6an souq sharq 6ab3an hal kalam sa3a cham 9ar ya 7elweeeeeN?!?! GOD DAMN 3:30 BELAIL!! 9A7YEEEN ENTAW!!! HFF!! OO LAA azeedkom min shi3ir il bait!! re7na hnak, elee ga3id yetragaa9, elee yerfa3 dishdashta yarkith 3yal il 9laibiya hathol!! oo kelihom egoolonly baba baba baba baba!! 3an aboo darkom wain shanabatkom entaW!! 7emdilla wel shikir LOOL!! oo re7na neshteree akel, 6ab3an 6ab3an awal shay 5athooh! pancake syrup oo pancake dough!! hnee ana gelt walaaain!! my ma6ba5 is gna be under attack min hal termites hathail!! Mu mushkilla!! yalla enkamil qe9atna, o a7na radeen el bait.. faja2a ensolif 3an wa7id a3arfa, hatha oboo law etshoofona tith7ikoon, bas la yerga3kom e6rag 3an 100 e6rag hehe!! el muhim hatha my friend no3a defasha bel suwaga, soo kent ga3 awareehom shloon esoog! oo ana ga3 awareehom ma asma3 elaa 9raaa5 oo bachee we9yaaa7 LOOOL chinhom hyenas KAAAK!!! anywayz radaina el bait, wela e5wany naymeen… soo mr chai 7aleeb ra7 ga3ad’hom!! TEKFA TETWAQA3ON LAISH?!?!?! 3ALASHAN DAWREE YABAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANY!!!!! !!!!!!! SHINO HATHAA MIN 9IJKOOOM!! walla 7allaaaH looool anywayz ana 6awalt enshallah agoolokom more stories soooon

eL CoroLLa!
3ala yom! kent nayem ana, 7addee merta7 mestanis shelleee ga3adny men el nom FHAID oo his nature calling things!! ya3nee fee 7amaaM!! roo7 saw sheghlik ehnaK!! latfalet 3alaaina bel 9alaaaH!! hff!! el mohim 6alait ana bara wela ashoof sayara baitha??! ya5ee meno 3enda hal sayara hatheE? tekfa bait muntaja3 bil nuzha shbelya esh3irtha!! COROLLA JEDAMA!! NO NOOO NOO oo yom elee sa2lt mal mino hatha, chan egooloonly mal om el sakraaN!! 6ab3an el sakran 7adda emgazirha 3ala seyayeeer bait’hom!! 3al 3imooom, mino
kan yaylena thak el yom! mr ba6oo6 5aroofy! (Hatha la qe99a 5a99a :P) hatha dash el muntaja3 labis 5eree oo faneela 3alaiha everytype of B**B* mara7 agool sheno elee yestaw3ebha sha6oooR! el muhim ga3adna wensolif o maishino, ana akrah hal walad hatha bas gilt mu mushkilla thaif 3indina
kan yabee ero7 bait’hom eyeb aghratha! 7athreta tawa rad men
france oo yay baitna! 5osh walad hatha ha anywayz gal 7ag el sakran i wanna take ur car o che, galla okay oo ra7aw athnainat’hom shway wela nesma3 el phone
erin! ma 9arlihom 2 min 6al3een min il bait wela shesalfa 7athreta kaser RING Il sayara!! da3am el duwaR!!! KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAK

!!! 6ab3an hatha gayelina ena ana asoog oo dayes 200 oo madree shino 7atta duwar ma e3arif ilifaa kaaaaaaak!! el mohim el sakran gazarha hnee!! galla 3a6nee 40 kd ta9lee7 el ring oo yeeebly 6assat el corolla!! 6ab3an hatha 5aroofy 9ij 5aroof oo 9aida!! weroo7 eboog wa7id min bait yeeranhom aw shay!! KAAAAK!! LOOOL!! walla maskeen hatha bas 9aida!!! enshallah akteblikoom qe99at hal 5aroof hatha hehehe etha taboon

eL SLR!!! (note: m7amad a5und -> Ba6ooo6 :P)
hatha mawthoooo3 el shabab elee kanaw ma3ay e3arfoonha ;p and its now to share it with you guys! 3ala ayaam el masraa7,
kan ma3a el group wa7ed esma m7amad a5und (hatha 3eemy 5ali9 miltizig bil behbahani! ya wild il nas inta wain wel behbahani waaain!!) el mohim, hatha ma3arfa, wala ohwa e3arifny okay? soo here comes the story, 3ala yom kint ga3d ma3a el shabab yallee fahad galleee ya a7med, en3arif wa7id igoool ina sayeg SLR min wa7id ib AUK! gelt okay ana ba9adig’ha lia2na minik bas basma3ha min il walad :)… 3ala yom, lama 5le9aw el shabab their play, 6ala3na o hatha a5und
kan weyahom… chan egooley fahad, hatha elee egoool ena sag o rekab SLR oo 3ind rfeeeja! geltlaa laa wallah, chan asa2l il walad, wain rakib hal sayaraa? egooli 3ind wa7id min rab3ee ib AUK, geltla minoo eb AUK?? gallee wa7id akeeed mat3arfa! geltla okay bas ba3arif ismaa!! shoofaw hnee ha ;p gallee weld flan el flany!! ana hneeee en9idaaaaaMT!! GELT WHAAAAT?!! LOOOL!! geltlaa la7tha, wadig 3ala hatha el walaaD agoool ya flan ya wild 3ilaaaNy ;p feee wa7id 3indii igool 3indik SLR chan yeth7ak el rayal wegoool law 3indi SLR chan ma jabalt eleee jedamy al7eeen!! 6ab3an hatha a5und 6an el 3afyaa!! geltla hatha el rayaal a3arfaa min 16 sina!!! a3arfa min kint ana baby galleee laa bas hatha
kan 3inda SLR!! geltlaa ya baba! el rayaal ma3indaa!! oboo yegdar yeshtiree o yeshtiree 7ag el fereeej ib kobra!! el rayal weld 3ayla 3aylaa ya3nee! o oboo mashallah 3alaih la makana kbeer fe el deera!! o hatha il chalb a5und echathib 3ana? Sh7aagaa!! shoofaw shoofaw shino egool now gal ena el walad 5alah esoog’ha o 3inda 9uwar ba3aad o ohwa da5elha! oo ba3d fatra min suwagat’ha ma3jibta el sayara fa rad’ha!! ana hneee 6ab3an kent ga3 asoooG!! soo wagaft el sayara ooo fe6ast min il thi7iiK!! omg ya3nee hatha shinoo? esh’hal ensaaan el zballaaaaH el chathaaB!! ya3nee sayara qeemat’ha 160′000 KD!! berid’ha minee wel 6ereeej 3alashan mu 3ajbita!! inta gooo6y o chathab! el muhim ana geltla emsh bait sa3doon o netfaham weya gal laa laa malada3eee!! geltlaa yallaaaaH!! ent mu meyana weya! mu 5alaak etsooog sayara eb hal qeeema! gallee laa laaa el shabab yaboon yaklooN!! 6ab3an 7ad om el targooooooooooo3a!! anywayz hnee meshaina o re7na kalaina ;p (3alaina bel 3afya) hehehe oo min yomha ma wa6ant hal walad 5air shaR!! LOOL! Oo hatha 5arooooooF darajaa ooola oo la et3arfoon min no3 ilee ana mu shayif 5air fa albis kilshay kash5a!! 3an aboo darik int walla mu rayaaaL!! LOOL! ;p